My fantasy team is struggling right now, so forgive me if I'm not overly enthusiastic about this soulless attempt at corporate branding and "collectibility." But anyway, here's some Mickey Mouses with MLB logos all over em:
Pass me the scalpel, I'll make an incision
I'll cut off the part of your brain that does the bitchin'
Put it in formaldehyde and put it on the shelf
And you can show it to your friends and say, "That's my old self"