Just a thought.

 

 

When I am a head honcho at Disney, the first thing I'm going to do is commission  a Jaxxon miniseries at Marvel to be written by Kieron Gillen and drawn by Steve Sanders. Think about it:

 

 

 

 

 

Plus

 

 

 

 

It's a no-brainer, right?  I don't know why nobody ever listens to my ideas.

 

 

 



Bubble-licious

 

 

Tshirt designs from redbubble.com:

 

 

 

 



 

 

 





 

 

Even during Frankenstorm Sandy, Disney's hostile takeover of my childhood continues unabated.

 

 

 

 



 

 

Meet Sofia, the first Latina Disney Princess.

 

 

 

 

 

 



Sesame Slut

 

 

As reported by Boing-Boing, Gawker, io9, and other sites, "sexy" Sesame Street costumes are soooo hot right now.

 

 

 

 

 

 



Of course

 

 

National Review Column Links Sesame Street to Benghazi

 

 

 

There are no words.

 

 

 

 

I...he....uh..... I just can't.

 

 



Skate Rat

 

 

Results from the Google Image Search "skateboard deck Disney":

 

 





 





 

 





 

 

 

Sesame Street muppets invade daytime television, panic ensues.

 

 

 



Shizzle

 

 

 

Walt Disnizzle Mixtape

 

(Contains Explicit Language)

 

Walt Disnizzle by ARKHAM.p77

 

 

 

Toons Gone Wild

 

 

 

From a vintage men's magazine, via Boing-Boing