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Meta Pooh

We've known for years now that Winnie the Pooh is a total dick, but I was surprised to discover that he knows he's in a comic strip:

Take that, She-Hulk!

No Disintegrations

What's up Bossk

Disney World Employees Groped By Tourists

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

Season's Greetings

King Features Syndicate Christmas Card

h/t to Comics in the Golden Age

How To Talk To Your Kids About Racism In Disney+ Movies

King Me

Woah snap, there's a Kingdom Hearts tabletop game now!

But just what the heck is Kingdom Hearts anyway?  Don't ask me, I've read the comics and played the games and it still don't make a lick of sense.

Exclusive Star Wars On-Set Pics

The Star Wars Question And Answer Book About Computers

Art by Ken Barr

Walt Disney Company Worth 130 Billion, While Disney Employees Have To Live In Their Cars

Ole!

We watched Saludos Amigos and The Three Caballeros yesterday, because the kids got super into The Legend of the Three Caballeros series on the D+.   I hadn't seen either movie since I was a little kid, but I always liked the Three from the Mexico ride in Epcot and the greatest Don Rosa comic of all time.

Anyway they were very dated (as are all Disney live action from the 40s and 50s), but the cartoons were great.  Here is some Mary Blair concept art for the pair of features:

Disney Is Developing an Aladdin Spinoff Starring Billy Magnussen, Which Seems in Poor Taste

I'm enjoying this Comic Sketchbook I got at Five Below:

Speaking of video games...

Owners of Tron: Evolution game can't play it.

You Want It All But You Can't Have It

My kid is currently working his way through the Epic Mickey series, and has there ever been a video game so gorgeous to look at that is so boring to play?  The camera doesn't go where you want it to, the controls are janky, and all you do is paint objects blue or green.  That's it.

I really really wanted to love the first one back in 2010 but I played for a weekend and never went back.

The storyline is right up our alley too-  basically there is a corrupt bad Disneyland called Wasteland where all the forgotten characters go that Mickey and Oswald the Lucky Rabbit have to make right.

It looks amazing:

 But it's just..so....boring to play.

There are some images that stick with me though, like the Small World clock boss:

and the bit where it's revealed that there are actually many different iterations of Pete, including Peg-Leg Pete, Black Pete, and Small Pete, among others.  But mostly it seems like a wasted opportunity.

The original concept art for the game was one of the early inspirations for this blog, so let's leave on a high note and imagine the game as it could have been:

Bring Pooh Corner to Disney Plus, you cowards

Recess was such a good social philosophy cartoon that a group of passionate fans made a live-action sequel.

Dead Media from Tokyo Disney

South Park creators offer fake apology after show is erased in China

(this is old news but I am only just now catching up with the new season).

Bah, humbug

Well Thanksgiving is over, which means we don't get a single day to recuperate before the Christmas shopping madness begins.

Disney Plus has the third-best Christmas Carol movie of all time* The Muppet Christmas Carol available to stream, so here are some reasons why people still love this movie:

1. It's one of the best food movies of all time.

2.  Michael Caine friggin loves it.

3. It's got Easter Eggs.

4. Lots of Easter Eggs.

5.  The great Paul Williams wrote the songs.

6.  It was a very emotional project for the creators.

and 7. The Ghost of Christmas Past is freaky as hell.

* After Mickey's Christmas Carol and Scrooged, obviously

Treat yourself this Thanksgiving

Instead of bland, flavorless pies made of useless garbage like "pumpkin," "pecans," or "apples," why not enjoy a cool, refreshing Dole Whip this holiday?  One taste and you'll say "Whip: It Good."

It's only been out for two weeks, but not only does Disney Plus kill creativity, it has also ruined the Marvel Universe.  

"We Are Just Openly Shilling"

Abigail Disney is the hero we deserve.

It begins...

Welcome to the WORLD OF TOMORROW*

*yesterday