The only canonical Star Wars cartoon

 

 

This is bad, right?

Seems bad.

 

Rob Bricken has finally solved the anthropomorphic conundrum in the Disney Afternoon universe.

Mutha Hubbard

 

Al Hubbard is the fourth-best Duck artist for two reasons.  One, he draws Dogfaces that look like dogs with human bodies, instead of like humans wearing black clown noses:

Separated at birth?

Two, he draws the best forward-facing Uncle Scrooge in the business.

Looking forward to the upcoming Fantagraphics volume for more of this, it's good stuff!

 

That time that Yippies tried to take over Disneyland.

I think that's Howard the Duck on his guitar.

 

Sad times. 

 

Mickey Mouse cigarettes

 

Pleased to announce that we watched The Great Muppet Caper on Disney Plus and it still slaps.

 

Why is Disney Plus running commercials from 1977?  Because they love you.

 

Some people signed multiple times or used fake names, including "Kanye West," "Bernie Sanders" and "Mickey Mouse."

Rhode Island mistakenly issued tax refund checks signed by Walt Disney and Mickey Mouse

I'm Working Rides at the Reopened Disney World.

Of COURSE Disney's reopening video is scary.

Mini Comics, Big Fun

Fantagraphics Treasury of Mini Comics Volume 2 contains all sorts of disturbing gems, including these from Johnny Ryan, Bob Conway, and Tom Neely:

"We Are Frightened."

Pretty Good Sure As You're Born

Splash Mountain to be re-themed from Song of the South to The Princess and the Frog

It's about time, I love the ride but it is....problematic. I had a tough time explaining the whole thing when I brought the kids a couple years ago.  Princess and the Frog is a much better movie so this is a win all around.

The Greatest Comic Book Collector In The World

Ladies and Gentlemen, today I would like to announce my retirement from comic book collecting, as I have just procured one of my personal Holy Grail comics:

Air Pirates Funnies #2!

So what if there's a hole in it, and a crease on the back cover, and I've already read it online a hundred times-  It's MINE!

If corporate movie production logos and vanity cards were updated to protest police brutality

IMPORTANT NEWS

THE COMPLETE SILVER AGE "NEW ADVENTURES OF THE PHANTOM BLOT" COMING NEXT YEAR FROM FANTAGRAPHICS

WHO THINKS THIS

THE STUPIDEST SNOPES ENTRY EVER

I blame Stand By Me for this nonsense.

Now here's something you don't see every day

An interesting Twitter thread!

In these troubled times, a nation turns its lonely eyes to this  Dick Tracy ride that never got made.

(People tell me you can watch Dick on the new HBO Max thing but my cable company doesn't carry it for reasons?)

FINALLY some news I can use

Gargoyles was nearly the center of a vast Disney Cinematic Universe

Standing athwart history, yelling "BUT THE DUCK ISN'T WEARING PANTS"

Ducktales a liberal plot to indoctrinate the youth and ruin your childhood, says National Review.

Shanghai Disneyland reopens

Just read that Richard Sala passed away.  Man, 2020 just won't let up.

Direct from Twitter, the great Francesco Francavilla presents:

Mauserine and The Goofisher!

Man arrested trying to quarantine on private Disney island

Mickey and Friends in Real Life

Disney stops paying 100, 000 workers

The newest issue of the comics zine Bubbles has an interview with Harry Fluks, creator of the invaluable resource INDUCKS, along with articles on early Dungeons and Dragons art, a Ben Marra interview, and a feature on the collage artwork of Jack Kirby.  So basically you need to own this.

This is never going to end, is it

Disneyland and Walt Disney World to Remain Closed Because of Coronavirus

Hope everybody reading this is safe and secure.

The worst part was that the tour guide was cracking jokes the entire time!

Who has just three fingers and a thumb? THIS GUY

Only true 80's kids will remember the Golden Books "How To Draw" series:

Mickey Mouse and Friends and the DC Superheroes book were a formative part of my elementary school years.

And apparently I'm not the only one with warm feelings towards these books;

Flickr user tOKkA has posted their own take on the drawing exercises contained therein.

Check it out!

Joe Biden says Democrats can run Mickey Mouse against Trump

I wish they would, I don't trust that Mayor Pete guy.

Bonus:  My insightful and hilarious political cartooning

To The Tik Tok Ya Don't Stop

Who cares about Chinese spyware when you could have this:

https://mobile.twitter.com/denniebright/status/1226183579534864384?s=12

Disney Sued By Artist Over Unicorn Van

Captain Trips

Yet another sign we are in the End Times:

Loudspeakers Broadcast Corona Virus Closure To The Empty Streets Of Shanghai Disneyland

Every Disney Reference From The Simpsons

Abigail Disney for President

Tragedy In Celebration*

*Celebration, Florida is a planned community developed by Disney back in the 90s.

For Mr. Maas! For The Messiah!

John Byrne's Fantastic Four was the friggin best.

Movies are quietly disappearing from Disney Plus.

Happy Arno Stark Day

May all your Men be Iron.