If Disney purchased DC Comics...

...this is what we'd get.

Mouse...Or Astromouse?

"Fly Me to the Moon." Story and art by The Gutenberghus Group.
From Mickey Mouse Adventures #9, Disney Comics, 1991.

Clash of the Titans

Apparently, JRR Tolkien hated Disney.

via Disney History.

Out-Of-Context Panel Theater

OUT OF CONTEXT

To find out WTF is going on here, read "Donald Duck Adventures #1, " Gemstone Comics, 2003.

Flynn Lives

and i09's got the scoop.

Potential Disney Princesses

From the Avalanche Software Art Blog.

Via Super Punch.

Sure, what the hell.

It's not like I've got anything else to do today, ya know?

From Mickey Mouse Adventures #14, Disney Comics, 1991.
A Wolfman- Royer Joint.

DISNEY ZOMBIES

DISNEY ZOMBIES

F**k you, Penguin.

In the spirit of the excellent blog Armagideon Time and its recurring feature Nobody's Favorites, I'd like to shine a spotlight on one of the lesser-known, lesser-loved Disney Characters:

PRINCE MOTHER F**KING PENGUIN.

You may ask yourself, "who?" Good question. As near as I can tell, this poor man's Mr. Freeze (or poor man's Penguin, I guess) only appeared in three comics, Mickey Mouse Adventures #11, #12 and #14.

Pengy, as I call him, was a major player in the Mystery Weaponeer Saga, teaming with Pete and a mystery supervillain* to try and take down Mouseton. This multi-part story was written by Marv Wolfman and drawn by the great Mike Royer (old favorite Stephen DeStephano drew P.P.'s first appearance in MMA #11).

Pengy's gimmick is that he likes things cold, but he shivers all the time, even though he's a penguin and presumably used to cold weather.


He collects all things beautiful. And yet he's into Minnie Mouse for some reason.
Prince Penguin came to Mouseton, where culture is appreciated. Mouseton! What's the matter, the Cleveland Library lend out its book?**

Yeah, good luck with that, buddy. If the greatest supervillain of all time The Goddamn Phantom Blot couldn't exterminate the Mouse, then you and your wispy moustache and your medals and your walruses and your rugged good looks don't have a chance in hell.

In conclusion, Prince Penguin sucks.

*Emil Eagle, natch

** Bazinga!

Greatest Thing Ever:

Mickey Mouse Disco.

Scum and Villainy

I've got a bad feeling about this...

Link.


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Separated at Birth:

Uncle Scrooge and Mr. Mxyzptlk?

My demand has outbalanced my supply.

"Slow down! We're jostling Junior!"

From the 1978 giveaway comic, "Mickey Mouse and Goofy Explore Energy Conservation."
Sponsored by Exxon.
Pencils by Tony Strobl, Inks by Steve Steere.

Put away the eyeliner, Robert

Goth is dead.

Very Good Advice

Who knows what kind of weirdness might be in store this time!

All images from Donald Duck Adventures, Gemstone Comics, 2003.

Learn more about the excellent "Tamers of Nonhuman Threats" series here.

Van-tasyland

Disneyland Van Rally, 1977.

From Street Walking Cheetah. More information on this event can be found here.

Barks drew humans, too.

So says Sekvenskonst.

Team Mickey

Sadly, this Mickey Cullen figure is not currently available at Amazon.

Snow Big Deal

Snow-covered Haunted Mansion. From this Flickr set of Disneyland Paris.

Via The Disney Blog

The More You Know

A public service announcement from your friends at WDP Circus:

Remember kids: Don't be Dopey! Only birds and elephants can fly!
And bats. And insects. And certain types of squirrel.

From Disney Comics: The Classics Collection, Disney Editions, 2006.

I choo-choo-choose you

Happy Valentine's, Peaches!