I remember seeing this guy on Oprah years ago. You have to admire his enthusiasm- any slack-ass punk rocker can get a Jack Skellington on his forearm, but Mr. Reiger takes his Disney fandom TO THE EXTREEEEMMEE!
Pass me the scalpel, I'll make an incision
I'll cut off the part of your brain that does the bitchin'
Put it in formaldehyde and put it on the shelf
And you can show it to your friends and say, "That's my old self"