Tragedy In Celebration*

*Celebration, Florida is a planned community developed by Disney back in the 90s.

Disney will tear us apart, again

Edit:  Wimps.


 

Mickey Mouse is an undocumented immigrant.

Perhaps they should consider a name change.

Celebration, FL, the "creepy town built by Disney in the '90s," just had its first murder.

Update: Second tragedy strikes Celebration

:-(

I was all set to make fun of this clip for the parade of 1970's stars (Cheryl Ladd! Burt Reynolds! Gerald Ford!), but then poor Karen came on and something got in my eye. The Mickey costume is pretty ugly though, that's weird I guess.

If you want to see a really goofy 70's Disney special, click here.