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The Secret Life of Walter Disney

Stoner Witch

Frickin amazing Melvins poster, as seen on Super Punch.

Finally, a movie for me!

From Gawker's list of Seven Cartoons That Deserve Their Own Movies:

Gummi Bears

Original: A family of mystical creatures lives in a tree and gains magical bouncing powers when they drink their special juice. With the help of a young page, they fight against an evil duke and his army of ogres.

Updates for Film: I really hate when movies blend animation with live-action like in The Chipmunks but there's really no way to get around this, is there? The remake shouldn't be so bright, cheery, and infantile as the original. Give it the Tim Burton treatment and make them sort of dark and grotesque. Play up the drug angle because all these bears are doing is living in the forest and dosing themselves with some strange brew all day.

Who Would See It: Goth stoners.

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Dy-no-brite

Is it just me, or do these Whitman Dynabrite covers look like they belong on a dorm room wall?

Bad Trip

Horrifying early-70's brown acid commercial for Disney World.

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Madman

"Madman" by Ugly Kid Joe.

Knife gleamin' no feelin's, axe wieldin', child stealin'
madman is loose... in Disneyland.

Van-tasyland

Disneyland Van Rally, 1977.

From Street Walking Cheetah. More information on this event can be found here.

Now in STEREOPHONIC SOUND

Groovy poster from the 1969 re-release of Fantasia.

From The Haunted Closet.

Curiouser and curiouser

Yesterday I went to the movies (Youth in Revolt, and yes it was great). At the theater they had these "Preview" magazines, thinly-disguised promotional material for upcoming Disney films (a side note: Jerry Bruckheimer's The Sorcerer's Apprentice? REALLY DISNEY??)

This Alice in Wonderland...I dunno if it's going to be any good, but it's got style. I think the fact that it's a sequel and not a straight-up remake is probably a good thing, even if it does remind people of Return to Oz. I've been a Burton-head since the first Batman so I'll be there opening night; I wonder if audiences are going to take the trip with me.