The Quack Parade

 

I finally got my hands on Donald Duck: Vacation Parade , and it was worth the wait.

 Fréderic Brémaud and Federico Bertolucci have created a charming graphic novel that reads like a lost cartoon from the 1950s.

There aren't any words in this comic, but you can hear the sputtering and squawking.

The colors are gorgeous.

The story doesn't need words to flow from panel to panel, like storyboards for a lost classic short cartoon.  Your favorite character and mine, Humphrey Bear makes a triumphant return.

Chip and Dale are here also.

Vacation Parade is a truly all-ages comic.  Little kids who have trouble reading will have no problem following the story and laughing at the gags.  Mature sophisticates like us will enjoy the beautiful art and retro style.  Highly recommended, Disney Weirdness-approved.

The Apprentice

 

"The Sorcerer's Apprentice" by Marv Wolfman, Stephen DeStefano, Gary Martin, David Cody Weiss, and Cris Palomino

From Mickey Mouse Adventures #9, 1991

(It's not Sonic)

 

Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers 2022 is pretty good if you like reference humor. 

For all the cameos and Easter Eggs one legit made me shout "HOLY SHIT IT'S ********" in front of my entire family, so I guess that's high praise.

 

Unboxing Day

In his exhaustive history of Disney Comics Dan Cunningham mentioned a box set of the first six issues, available at the Disney Store with a retail price of 75 dollars.  Naturally I hit up Ebay to see if I could score one cheap, and I did-- five bucks plus shipping.

Let's do an unboxing, shall we?

Mine was still in the shrink wrap, with the Certificate of Authenticity proudly displayed on the back.  I tore that sucker open immediately.

I opened right to a Don Rosa Donald Duck cover, a fortuitous sign.

As I flipped over the cellophane package to see the Goofy issue, I noticed something--- these books were warped!

Can you believe these greedy bastards charged SEVENTY FIVE DOLLARS for a bunch of comics with a cover price of a dollar fifty each, and didn't even spring for backing boards?

What's inside the bundle, you ask?

The first six issues from the Disney Comics imprint, all cover dated June 1990.

The inaugural Between the Lines column indicates that Uncle Scrooge #243 and Walt Disney's Comics and Stories #548 also shipped this month, but it's 1990 so this box is only concerned with the number ones.

Box sets like these were briefly very popular in the great boom times of the early nineties.  For comparison's sake, look at this DC Comics box from 1991 collecting all the variant covers for the second Robin miniseries.

I got this whole mess, including the HOLOGRAM COLLECTOR CARDS for the princely sum of 5 dollars even at a comic convention in 2006.  

Back to the Disney box, there's good stuff in here!  A lot of fans rag on the Disney Comics experiment but these were high-quality comics.  The colors are bright, the only ads are for other Disney Comics titles, the covers slick.  The material is pretty good too-

I don't care about the first story in Goofy Adventures, but the second feature is part one of Goofy Frankenstein ( I have only ever seen the second half and was somewhat obsessed with this story in the early days of this blog. My Tumblr avatar is still Goofy Frankenstein ten years strong)!

Next up is The Phantom Gondolier.   I've always liked this story; Michael T. Gilbert and Stephen DeStefano are old pros who know how to make entertaining comics whatever the genre. I'm a fan of both of those guys.  There's some Paul Murry bullshit for the backup feature.

Eddie Valiant isn't in this so who cares.

Rescue Rangers never did much for me personally, but it was my sister's favorite part of the Disney Afternoon so I'll give it a read eventually.

The Ducktales story is part one of the Scrooge's Quest serial.  I know I have read at least a couple chapters before--Gemstone put out a trade paperback collection that I need to check out.  Marv Wolfman is in my top five favorite superhero writers based on Tomb of Dracula and The New Teen Titans so it will be interesting to see him scripting funny animals for a change.

Last but definitely not least, a Don Rosa story!  This one has been reprinted a ton of times over the years, but it's still nice to have the original in my collection.

Getting this joke in a shrink-wrapped "Collector's Set" is just *chef kiss*

So that's the Disney Comics Collector's Edition First Issues box set!  Definitely not worth 75 dollars, but at 5 bucks plus shipping I don't think I got ripped off.  If you can scoop this up at a con or online go for it, if only as a historic curiosity.

Chip N' Dale Rescue Rangers opening, now with real chipmunks.

View-Master of my domain

Vintage Disney Viewmaster slides.

I just dropped "Disney Viewmaster" into a Google Image search, there's a ton of pictures like these.  I am 99% sure I had the flying saucer one as a kid. And I KNOW I had this one.

Afternoon Delight

Spotted at my local Costco: the entire Disney Afternoon for ten bucks apiece!