What Dreams May Come

Disturbing insight into the nocturnal fantasies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, by Rich Hedden and Tom McWeeney.  Mirage, 1991.

Only 10 More Days Til Halloween

Bring on the "sexy" Minnie Mouse costumes!

Up next:  Uncomfortable Winnie-The-Pooh Costumes

Unsurpassed

How great is this poster of Mickey and Minnie shilling gasoline:

I find Minnie's stole hilarious for some reason.  And check out Mickey's ascot!  What a find.

From Disney History

Militant Mouse

Rihanna in Concert

From Dana's Dirt

Comic Strip Tease

National Lampoon #6, September 1970:

From The Warrior's Comic Book Den

I get emails.

Reader Steffan sent me this horrifying photo:

I guess it's got something to do with global warming, but dang.   Here is the link.

Thanks Steffan!

Totally Stupid

From 1988's Totally Minnie TV special.

Epic Mickey, Schmepic Mickey

Click to play the only Mickey Mouse video game that matters.*

*I'm just kidding, the game is terrible.

Best Souvenir Ever

As a kid, my favorite attraction at Disney-MGM was the Animation Studio. I would have stayed there all day, peering through the glass and gawking at the animators, if only my parents had let me. You could guess how disappointed I was when my wife and I went to Disney World in 05, only to discover that the animators were all gone, and the attraction had been changed to The Magic of Disney Animation.

Instead of watching artists hard at work creating the latest Disney masterpiece, now you get to watch a movie with the dragon from Mulan.

There was one cool thing about the attraction, though; the "Animation Academy" section, where a Disney artist teaches you how to draw a character. When we went, the character was Minnie. Here's my attempt:

It's unfinished, obviously, because you only get like ten minutes with the guy. It was fun, though, and for a minute it brought me back to my childhood dream of being a Real Disney Animator. So yeah, The Magic of Disney Animation. Not as great as I remembered, but I got to draw a Minnie.

Headlights

Bizarro by Dan Piraro

Via The Comics Reporter

This is more like it.

Dr. Sketchy's, via Boing-Boing

More Minnie More Problems

This monstrosity courtesy of Topless Robot.

Blood in the water

Mickey and Minnie beat the crap out of an old man and a manatee.

Mickey the Suicidal Maniac

From "The Captive Castaways" by Merill de Maris and Floyd Gottfredson.

Yoo-Hoo

When I was a kid I had this on one of those VHS tapes of public domain cartoons that you find at the Dollar Store. It cracked me up then and it still does today.

A sing-along reel for Mickey Mouse Clubs , "Minnie's Yoo Hoo"(1930).

Welcome to my nightmare.

Horrific pictures from Michael Sporn Animation.

Why don't you come up and see me sometime?

Minnie Mouse as Mae West.

From Booksteve's Library

Uncomfortable Moments in Disney Comics, Part 10

More from "The Great Orphanage Robbery" by Floyd Gottfredson, 1932





"Mickey's Mellerdrammer," 1933

(Thanks to Nick for the heads up!)

Uncomfortable Moments in Disney Comics, Part 9

From "The Great Orphanage Robbery" by Floyd Gottfredson.