"Stealthy" Dwarf?

WTF, Disney

Corporate Synergy

Hey, did you guys know that in addition to being a blatant knock-off of Fables, ABC's Once Upon a Time is totally based on the Disney versions of fairy tale characters? It's true! Check out Jiminy Cricket:

In the pilot episode one of the dwarves was even named Doc!  So if you were as put off by the first episode as I was, just tell yourself you're watching a really long episode of House of Mouse and it'll be OK.