Ironically, Ariel couldn't have worn these.

 

 

 

 Little Mermaid Tights

 

 

 

 

 

Someone is WRONG on the INTERNET

This post is wrong, wrong, wrong.  As noted on Wikipedia,

 

"Unlike the Disney shorts, in which Oswald did not speak, Lantz's cartoons began to feature actual dialogue for Oswald, although most of the cartoons were still silent to begin with. Animator Bill Nolan did the voice of Oswald in Cold Turkey, the first Lantz cartoon with dialogue, and the following year Pinto Colvig, who was working as an animator and gag man at the studio, started voicing Oswald. When Colvig left the studio in 1931, Mickey Rooney took over the voicing of Oswald until early in the following year. Starting in 1932, Lantz ceased to use a regular voice actor for Oswald, and many studio staff members (including Lantz himself) would take turns in voicing the character over the years. June Foray provided Oswald's voice in The Egg Cracker Suite, which was the final theatrical short to feature the character."

 

 

SUCK IT BOING BOING. 

 

 



Dear God No

Topless Robot's Fan Fiction Friday presents: Donald and Daisy

I'm not drawn, I'm just bad that way.

British Granny Turns Into Jessica Rabbit.

Ick.

"Golly, there's Pluto too!"

Disney-logoed DDT-impregnated wallpaper.

Via Boing-Boing.

Out-Of-Context Panel Theater

OUT OF CONTEXT

To find out WTF is going on here, read "Donald Duck Adventures #1, " Gemstone Comics, 2003.

Bone Appetit

Order up!

From Popbytes.com.

Monstrous Mickeys

Super Punch has a pair of Mickey Monsters that will haunt your nightmares.

Uhhhh....

Hmmm. I'm not too sure what to say about this one. Not my thing, but hey, I'm not here to judge.*

"Xerxes and Harem," Oil painting by Carl Barks, 1980. From the collection of Dennis Books.




*Creep.

DEAR GOD WHY

I'm sorry. Thanks, Internet.

Rodents In Disguise

Oh, Japan, you've done it again:


Mickey Mouse as Optimouse Prime. Link.


Mickey Mouse as Octobermouse Prime. Link.

DuckTales has warped my generation.

Play the Nintendo game here.

The original opening theme:



The extremely disturbing "(Alternate) DuckTales TV intro":





College Humor's "Ducktales Theme Gone Horribly Wrong":

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

The Wackness

An actual cd from 1994. "Hits" from this album include: "Ice Ice Mickey", "U Can't Botch This", and "Ducks In the 'Hood."
Tag Team, Color Me Badd, and Whoopi Goldberg guest-star. I am not making this up.

This only leads to further questions.

Image taken from Walt Disney Treasures: Disney Comics 75 Years of Innovation.

Mickey Mouse, Agent of C.R.A.P.

Mickey Mouse, Super Secret Agent.
Images taken from Mickey Mouse Digest #2, Gladstone Comics, 1987

This is just wrong.

Saw this yesterday at the A&P.












Forget about the absurdity of character-branded eggshells for a second...does anybody really want to crack open an egg with the face of Donald Duck smiling up at them? "Go ahead, kids, consume my unhatched young! Wak!"